Had my wedding on Sat... tiring day indeed!! Collected all the outfits on xmas day afternoon, had my nails & facial done on Fri... Celine really did a fab job on my nails.. not only i love the designs, even the ladies have excellent comments!! =D
I woke up @ 6am to get ready since my MOA will be here about 7am, the video & photo team were here about 7.30am later...
All of us left the house about 10 plus... i guess they were having too much fun with the "opening door sabotaging"... anyway, We went over to david's house for the tea ceremony, took some photos, and i changed to the chinese kua before going back to my place for the tea ceremony. The morning rush was over, we went back to david's house to wash up, and i'm out again with david's mom to the dinner restaurant for my makeup @ 5pm since the solemnisation was at 7pm. Linda, my MOA, got to the restaurant about 5.30pm but it's my mistake as i've totally fotgotten to inform her which floor i'll be at... -.-" Anyway, she's damn fast with my hair and our makeup, everything was all done at 7.15...
Alas, all was over.. i supposed the food is very nice from the comments given... David was "on high" with 2 huge glasses of mix... hahaha~
We returned the outfits today, supposedly to be done yesterday but we were too dead beat... lOlx~
I'm so glad that everything turned out fine... Juz wanna thanks everyone for the perfect wedding of mine... esp. my MOA, Linda, and my videographer & photographer derrick & guo long. both of them really did a superb job as it was their 1st time working with each other.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Had my wedding photos taken yesterday... i was so so tired!! i'm still tired today... Luckily wedding happens 1 in a lifetime, if not i'll be so dead... i'm starting to have another view of models.. they have to smile and pose for hours and hours, dont know how they did it cause i'm really defeated by only a day's work...
Started my makeup at 10am yesterday, finished @ 11am. My 1st outfit was the kua, the trditional chinese suit for tea ceremony, 2nd one was my evening gown, followed by the wedding gown. After all the studio shots were done (which was already 4 plus in the afternoon), we went out to changi for outdoor scenes. Anyway, my hairstlye was changed for every outfit and lots, i really mean LOTS of hairspray was on my hair for the outdoor shots since my MUA was not going with us and my hair was so very not sticky to where they're supposed to be...
We had several outdoor shoots @ the beach area but it started to rain, so we've got no choice but to go T3 to get the shots done. We were like in the midle of the attention with my carrying that heavy gown around. I even went to the ladies with that on.. hahaha~~ People were saying congratulations, i look beautiful, etc.
It ended about 7 plus, and we got to get back to the studio to return the outfits and stuff. I can't even walk properly cause i'm so dead tired.. lOlx~ i literally drop dead when i got back. I just washed my feet, removed my so-very-thick makeup. i didn't even bother to bathe at all, just laying flat on the bed, and slept all the way... Had trouble washing my hair this morning for work, but luckily my MUA did told me to wash with conditioner (i use hair mask treatment, however) first b4 using the shampoo. It does help alot, but combing my hair was another troublesome thing.. so i just applied some hair cream and just get to work.. I jsut combed my hair @ my workplace.. haha~
i'm going to drop on the bed now... i'm still tired...
Started my makeup at 10am yesterday, finished @ 11am. My 1st outfit was the kua, the trditional chinese suit for tea ceremony, 2nd one was my evening gown, followed by the wedding gown. After all the studio shots were done (which was already 4 plus in the afternoon), we went out to changi for outdoor scenes. Anyway, my hairstlye was changed for every outfit and lots, i really mean LOTS of hairspray was on my hair for the outdoor shots since my MUA was not going with us and my hair was so very not sticky to where they're supposed to be...
We had several outdoor shoots @ the beach area but it started to rain, so we've got no choice but to go T3 to get the shots done. We were like in the midle of the attention with my carrying that heavy gown around. I even went to the ladies with that on.. hahaha~~ People were saying congratulations, i look beautiful, etc.
It ended about 7 plus, and we got to get back to the studio to return the outfits and stuff. I can't even walk properly cause i'm so dead tired.. lOlx~ i literally drop dead when i got back. I just washed my feet, removed my so-very-thick makeup. i didn't even bother to bathe at all, just laying flat on the bed, and slept all the way... Had trouble washing my hair this morning for work, but luckily my MUA did told me to wash with conditioner (i use hair mask treatment, however) first b4 using the shampoo. It does help alot, but combing my hair was another troublesome thing.. so i just applied some hair cream and just get to work.. I jsut combed my hair @ my workplace.. haha~
i'm going to drop on the bed now... i'm still tired...
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Went to whitelink's HQ this afternoon to try out the gowns with dad, david & his family. dad & david's father rented the suit jackets, and dad mtm a pair of matching pants which cost $80. The rental is included in the package anyway.
Have decided the bridal's gowns & groom's suits for the wedding and the outdoor shoot, which will be this coming Tues. I seriously didn't know that trying out dresses is such a chore... my gosh, and we spent whole 4 hours there just to try out my gowns & david's suits. Of course, mine is the much longer ones since i've got more than 10 to choose from... -.-"
Have called for appt to remove my braces on Sun.. i'm so thankful cause they don't open on Sunday!! And appt made for facial with aunt Joanne (on the house which i'm so thankful too), and nails with Celine. Everything just for the photoshoot.
I'm so tired......
Have decided the bridal's gowns & groom's suits for the wedding and the outdoor shoot, which will be this coming Tues. I seriously didn't know that trying out dresses is such a chore... my gosh, and we spent whole 4 hours there just to try out my gowns & david's suits. Of course, mine is the much longer ones since i've got more than 10 to choose from... -.-"
Have called for appt to remove my braces on Sun.. i'm so thankful cause they don't open on Sunday!! And appt made for facial with aunt Joanne (on the house which i'm so thankful too), and nails with Celine. Everything just for the photoshoot.
I'm so tired......
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Just got transferred to another clinic @ Glenagles Medical Centre. It's so sudden as i only got the call yesterday afternoon from Wendy saying to transfer me to OncoCare today. I was like, "then my stuff how...??!!!"
Anyway, today's my first day @ OncoCare, start work @ 9am. Still trying to get used to the setting since the workflow is different from GP clinic, but at least i'm able to estimate the travelling time to OncoCare much better than to Chang since i'm taking mrt to Orchard which takes me about 15min, then the bus about 10 min. The traisn during the peak hours are real fast, only need to wait about 2-3 min per train, and i've got lots of buses to Gleneagles from Orchard Boulevard. I can say that it's more convinient for me to travel to Gleaneagles than to Chang cause for Chang, i'll need to take bus from amk stn then transfer to another bus @ hougang ave 2, which the time can't really be estimated and the choices of buses are real less...
But the best of all, mom's workplace is so damn near now.. lOlx~ it's only 1 bus stop away from Gleneagles. I can even walk to her workplace since it'll take not more than 5 min. Muahahah~!!
Anyway, today's my first day @ OncoCare, start work @ 9am. Still trying to get used to the setting since the workflow is different from GP clinic, but at least i'm able to estimate the travelling time to OncoCare much better than to Chang since i'm taking mrt to Orchard which takes me about 15min, then the bus about 10 min. The traisn during the peak hours are real fast, only need to wait about 2-3 min per train, and i've got lots of buses to Gleneagles from Orchard Boulevard. I can say that it's more convinient for me to travel to Gleaneagles than to Chang cause for Chang, i'll need to take bus from amk stn then transfer to another bus @ hougang ave 2, which the time can't really be estimated and the choices of buses are real less...
But the best of all, mom's workplace is so damn near now.. lOlx~ it's only 1 bus stop away from Gleneagles. I can even walk to her workplace since it'll take not more than 5 min. Muahahah~!!
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Visited the dentist on Thurs, changed the brackets to neon gren & yellow.. muHaha~ tpook a pic with my hp but gotta wait till i find my bluetooth tonger for my pc then i'm able to upload.. will post it next time. Anwayz, saw my teeth getting slightly straighter.. yay!! at least i'm able to see the 2 teeth beside my front teeth fully.. haahaa!! they're no longer hiding behind my front teeth anymore!! my lower set will be bond during my next visit. ^^
Went out with the zhu family yesterday to celebrate kors' bdae...met up with kel & ji xian kors first, so we walked to cine and bought 007 tickets, then had pastamania for lunch. JIan min came followed by wen long, so everyone was waiting for wee leng. Went to the Gloria's cafe since the weather sucks & AWL is still not here yet, and Gloria's having promo of $3 per regular drink.. cheap! As AWL got here, we finished our drinks and went for the show.
The show is alright.. lots of actions, though jixian kor said he dont really understand the movie.. lOlx~ anyways, we went to chinatown kbox till 11 plus... none of us were hungry to have dinner after the popcorn.. lOlx~ i drop dead on my bed when i got home... hahah~
Btw, Kelv met with Jerome's bro when he's in Au, same team also.. lOlx~ we confirmed it's the same person with the archery team, driving hyundai getz, the injured leg, wearing specs, the guy who was left with just 1 set of uniform ( which he's wearing) that was caused by the fire explosion, blah blah.. how small can the world be? hahaha~
Went out with the zhu family yesterday to celebrate kors' bdae...met up with kel & ji xian kors first, so we walked to cine and bought 007 tickets, then had pastamania for lunch. JIan min came followed by wen long, so everyone was waiting for wee leng. Went to the Gloria's cafe since the weather sucks & AWL is still not here yet, and Gloria's having promo of $3 per regular drink.. cheap! As AWL got here, we finished our drinks and went for the show.
The show is alright.. lots of actions, though jixian kor said he dont really understand the movie.. lOlx~ anyways, we went to chinatown kbox till 11 plus... none of us were hungry to have dinner after the popcorn.. lOlx~ i drop dead on my bed when i got home... hahah~
Btw, Kelv met with Jerome's bro when he's in Au, same team also.. lOlx~ we confirmed it's the same person with the archery team, driving hyundai getz, the injured leg, wearing specs, the guy who was left with just 1 set of uniform ( which he's wearing) that was caused by the fire explosion, blah blah.. how small can the world be? hahaha~
Monday, November 03, 2008
I haven't been really resting over the weekend... i feel my blood being drained... og.. Was invited to 3rd granduncle's bday dinner @ Yong Chun Yuan restaurant, chinatown, and we saw Alina's bf who resembles Ian so very much! We were like "is he coonected to Ian in a way or stuff??" Even the name is similar since he's Yan Cheng (i think), and his frens call him Yan for short... -.-" he even talk like Ian.. lolx
And i haven't been guai since i have yet to go back to my dentist since Aug, heheh~ Maybe i'll just bring my appt forward, see how things go...
And i haven't been guai since i have yet to go back to my dentist since Aug, heheh~ Maybe i'll just bring my appt forward, see how things go...
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Sunday, October 05, 2008
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Monday, September 15, 2008
I FELL FOR IT TWICE
by M.R.S.
I let you into my heart again
into my life
and into my bedroom
I let you tell me how you felt and
I believed you when you said you were sorry
Am I that bad of a person
Am I that evil
for you to hurt me twice
Your hollow promises I no longer want to believe
Your smile I should of known was fake
Your lies, lack of caring, and understanding
I knew were what you were about
I'm a fool for loving you
I'm a fool for caring for you
and most importantly
I'm a fool for thinking you would change for me
Love is blind... but hate isn't
by M.R.S.
I let you into my heart again
into my life
and into my bedroom
I let you tell me how you felt and
I believed you when you said you were sorry
Am I that bad of a person
Am I that evil
for you to hurt me twice
Your hollow promises I no longer want to believe
Your smile I should of known was fake
Your lies, lack of caring, and understanding
I knew were what you were about
I'm a fool for loving you
I'm a fool for caring for you
and most importantly
I'm a fool for thinking you would change for me
Love is blind... but hate isn't
Friday, September 05, 2008
HOLD ON TO YOUR DREAMS
by FAY SHAW OWENS-KINSEY
I NOW LIVE A DREAM COME TRUE
IT WAS REALLY WORTH THE WAIT
I'D GIVEN UP A WHILE AGO
I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO LATE
ONCE LOST IN TIME AND DISTANCE
I WANDERED THROUGH MY WORLD
HANGING ON TO A DREAM
ONE VERY LONELY GIRL
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND HIM
I LIVED A LONELY LIFE
THEN AT LAST THE DREAM CAME TRUE
TODAY I AM HIS WIFE
THE LOVE WE FEEL IS AWESOME
NO MORE WILL I BE BLUE
LIFE IS SO MUCH BRIGHTER SINCE
OUR DREAMS HAVE ALL COME TRUE
HOLD ON TO THOSE DISTANT HOPES
AND THE DREAMS YOU LONG TO SEE
LET LOVE FLOW INTO YOUR HEART
THE WAY IT DID FOR ME
by FAY SHAW OWENS-KINSEY
I NOW LIVE A DREAM COME TRUE
IT WAS REALLY WORTH THE WAIT
I'D GIVEN UP A WHILE AGO
I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO LATE
ONCE LOST IN TIME AND DISTANCE
I WANDERED THROUGH MY WORLD
HANGING ON TO A DREAM
ONE VERY LONELY GIRL
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND HIM
I LIVED A LONELY LIFE
THEN AT LAST THE DREAM CAME TRUE
TODAY I AM HIS WIFE
THE LOVE WE FEEL IS AWESOME
NO MORE WILL I BE BLUE
LIFE IS SO MUCH BRIGHTER SINCE
OUR DREAMS HAVE ALL COME TRUE
HOLD ON TO THOSE DISTANT HOPES
AND THE DREAMS YOU LONG TO SEE
LET LOVE FLOW INTO YOUR HEART
THE WAY IT DID FOR ME
Saturday, August 09, 2008
My New Braces!!!
Got my braces up on Thursday, finally!!!
My new look with braces... pardon me for the sleepy look.. haha~

Had black & white brackets for this month.. but the white ones changed to light green when i had my kambing soup on Thurs night.... -.-"" it changed back to white after brushing though...
I'm already used to the braces in my mouth, but still trying to get used to the way i eat cause it'll be quite pain for my teeth if the munchies are too hard, quite sore if it's too big for a bite.. troublesome... lOlx!
But i'm only have the upper teeth to be done first as told by my orthodontist. If both upper & lower are to be done together, he said i'll probably just bite the lower one off... lOlx~
I bought Oral B CrossAction Power, since i needed a new toothbrush... not bad though...

and a new set of micro toothbrush for the braces, still trying to get used to it...

And i didn't report to work yesterday since i notices small red dots on my legs... went to doc and he said might be chicky pox, so got an mc for yesterday. He said wait till sunday and see what happens... we shall see!!
My new look with braces... pardon me for the sleepy look.. haha~

Had black & white brackets for this month.. but the white ones changed to light green when i had my kambing soup on Thurs night.... -.-"" it changed back to white after brushing though...
I'm already used to the braces in my mouth, but still trying to get used to the way i eat cause it'll be quite pain for my teeth if the munchies are too hard, quite sore if it's too big for a bite.. troublesome... lOlx!
But i'm only have the upper teeth to be done first as told by my orthodontist. If both upper & lower are to be done together, he said i'll probably just bite the lower one off... lOlx~
I bought Oral B CrossAction Power, since i needed a new toothbrush... not bad though...

and a new set of micro toothbrush for the braces, still trying to get used to it...

And i didn't report to work yesterday since i notices small red dots on my legs... went to doc and he said might be chicky pox, so got an mc for yesterday. He said wait till sunday and see what happens... we shall see!!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Goodbye, SPI!!!
Fine, i've had enough already. I'll help Kenny and SPI no more.
I joined in 2002, helped out in 1st aid (which i think i was stupid enough to do it).
Left in 2004, i couldn't stand him any more when he kept on saying non-stop that i'm possessed by the devil & evil spirits jus because i'm not christian. (and he was like "i'm open-minded to all religions", bs i say...)
Went back to help him in the new SPI in early this year since something happened in SPI (society) last year or so (which i think what he said was untrue since i've asked E.T. the same stuff during a wedding dinner, and kenny's stories doesn't tally either...)
Anyway, this is the 2nd time that i've helped him and countless times that we've (David, Chua Chee Chay, James & me) warned him about few people in our EA team. But unfortunately, our advice and warnings are turned to deaf ears. Kenny just got to know James, so it doesn't really matter.... But it's 6 years of friendship between Kenny, Chua & me , and the friendship between David & Kenny is 8-9 years.
But what did we get in the end? Distrust. And Kenny would rather listen to Kelvin, someone whom he knew for months only... He even told James that he had mixed with the wrong crowd (those with brain will certainly know that they're talking about the rest of us..) He even blocked our access (David, James & me) to the EA forum.... for fuck we've helped him so much, Chua, for fuck.....
Anywayz, i'm really over and done with already since he's never ever heed our advice. There's absolutely no way i'm helping him again, ever... no matter how he asks politely or even pleads... Fucking no way, not even in my next life or future...
i'm so freakin' sick & tired of helping him again & again when he just don't even bother to improve for the better. This is no freakin' way to rule a committee without SOP. Everyone knows that. But you, a prof in Macau Uni, don't even understand this simple logic?
as one said, "a leopard never change its spots". I suppose this phrase really suit you perfectly well...
I joined in 2002, helped out in 1st aid (which i think i was stupid enough to do it).
Left in 2004, i couldn't stand him any more when he kept on saying non-stop that i'm possessed by the devil & evil spirits jus because i'm not christian. (and he was like "i'm open-minded to all religions", bs i say...)
Went back to help him in the new SPI in early this year since something happened in SPI (society) last year or so (which i think what he said was untrue since i've asked E.T. the same stuff during a wedding dinner, and kenny's stories doesn't tally either...)
Anyway, this is the 2nd time that i've helped him and countless times that we've (David, Chua Chee Chay, James & me) warned him about few people in our EA team. But unfortunately, our advice and warnings are turned to deaf ears. Kenny just got to know James, so it doesn't really matter.... But it's 6 years of friendship between Kenny, Chua & me , and the friendship between David & Kenny is 8-9 years.
But what did we get in the end? Distrust. And Kenny would rather listen to Kelvin, someone whom he knew for months only... He even told James that he had mixed with the wrong crowd (those with brain will certainly know that they're talking about the rest of us..) He even blocked our access (David, James & me) to the EA forum.... for fuck we've helped him so much, Chua, for fuck.....
Anywayz, i'm really over and done with already since he's never ever heed our advice. There's absolutely no way i'm helping him again, ever... no matter how he asks politely or even pleads... Fucking no way, not even in my next life or future...
i'm so freakin' sick & tired of helping him again & again when he just don't even bother to improve for the better. This is no freakin' way to rule a committee without SOP. Everyone knows that. But you, a prof in Macau Uni, don't even understand this simple logic?
as one said, "a leopard never change its spots". I suppose this phrase really suit you perfectly well...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
How to Be a Street Racer
General Life Guide
'Import Car'
So, you've watched `The Fast and the Furious' eight times, and you live by Dominc's famous words, "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time, in those ten seconds or less I am free," you are a bonified street racer. If you're fat please don't confuse this life motto with, "I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time, no lettuce or tomato and french fries for free," you're just a bonified fat ****.
Anyways, before you go blowing your cash on a fixed-up Honda, Nissan, or Acura, take a look in your own garage first. If you own any type of imported vehicle, you can be a street racer! You don't need a fast car; all you need is some stickers, sweet driving skills and a little imagination.
Driving Techniques
First, let's discuss how to properly drive your imported vehicle. Even if your import has a stock engine, you can't let anybody else know this. Although people rarely know the difference, a little mystery will help your image. Driving your vehicle properly is imperative. Think of the street cred points you would lose if you drove just like every other Average Joe? Here are some driving tips that are sure to get you the reputation you deserve:
ALWAYS drive fast, even if the next stoplight is only 500 feet away.
Try to secure the front spot when waiting at a stoplight. Make sure your front end is all up in the pedestrian crosswalk to let everyone know who is boss.
If you cannot secure the front spot, be sure to stop behind a car that has a higher probability of driving fast. For example: If you are faced with the decision of either stopping behind a Dodge Caravan or a Ford Focus, choose the Focus even if you are almost at a stop already. Cutting people off makes them realize how fast and powerful your car is.
When driving in traffic: One word. Weave. Always try to get in front of people who are blocking your way to VTEC happiness. If someone refuses to heed to your Japanese balls of steel, drive about one foot behind them. This is international car talk for "Please move your vehicle when possible". If somebody honks at you, it is not because you are driving recklessly; it is simply horns of applause at your aggressive, talented driving.
When you see a Mustang GT or SRT-4 on the freeway, casually pass them and put on your hazards on, signifying your win. Immediately go home and post on your favorite internet car forum that you raped a Mustang on the freeway. Then masturbate to the thought of your 4-cylinder naturally aspirated monster destroying an eight cylinder with low HP per liter, realizing that at sexual release, only the feeling of going into VTEC is better than jizzing in your hand. Don't forget to wipe it up with your sock!
Car Image
The image of your car is important to you as a street racer. Without it, you are nothing. Image is MUCH more important than what is actually under the hood. Here are some simple steps that enhance your bragging Horse Power (numbers you don't need to worry about, just know it makes your car fast in Honda land):
Step 1 - Lower your car: all street racers have lowered cars, without it, you might as well be driving a Yugo.
+ 5 Horse Power
Step 2 - Body kit - Be sure to have a body kit on your import.If you can't afford one, make it out of cardboard. If you can, don't worry about painting it, this is not important to your street racing image.
+ 10 Horse Power
[ Extra Horse Power if your car has a primered body kit with a painted car and you leave it like that for 6 months or more. + 2 extra Horse Power]
Step 3 - Carbon-Fiber anything: Carbon-Fiber makes your car lighter and faster.
+ 5 Horse Power
Step 4 - Spoiler: The bigger, uglier, more obnoxious the better. A well-placed spoiler SCREAMS "Street Racer".
+ 7 Horse Power
Step 5 - If you are a girl: be sure to show your Honda power with a pink, flowery sticker that says "Powered By [Your name here]" or better yet, "Powered By Bitch."
+ 2 Horse Power
[Again, + 2 Horse Power more if the sticker color does not match your car at all]
Step 6 - Muffler tip: Don't waste your time doing your entire exhaust system. No street racer knows the difference anyways. Just go to your local muffler shop and pick up a 3 inch muffler tip. Sound is perhaps the most important aspect of your import.
+ 10 Horse Power
FYI: Don't have time/can't afford a muffler tip? That's OK! Just get a drill and put a golf-sized hole in your muffler. Works just as well! + 4 Horse Power
Step 7 - Stickers: Stickers on your car enhance and add the much-desired Horse Power. They can be from anywhere, your local muffler shop, body shop, or the sticker from your favorite radio station. + 1 Horse Power for every sticker.
Step 8 - Car Color: If you are Mexican, make sure some kind of neon color makes it onto your import. No need for professional paint, spray paint will do.
+ 10 Horse Power
Step 9 - Your Nationality: Being short and Asain with spiky black hair gives you even more street cred...if you are ready to handle the attention, bleach the tips of your hair and bust out your Linkin Park/Jay-Z "Collision Course" CD + 10 Horse Power
Step 10 - Tagging your Acura as a Honda: There is no greater sign of greatness in the import world. If you live in the U.S., tagging your Acura as a Honda gives you the BIGGEST penis on the block! You see, in Japan, Acuras are Hondas.
+ a billion Horse Power
Pre-Racing/ Getting someone to race you
Step 1 - Get in behind them and flash your brights, this is international car talk for "Would you like to eat my dust?"
Step 2 - When coming to a stoplight, intimidate your opponent by revving and rolling down your window to shout mild racing obscenities such as:
# "Your mom goes to college!"
# "Where did you get that spoiler?! The toilet store?!"
# " I slept with your girlfriend last night!"
# "I put my wiener in your sister's mouth last night!"
Racing
Honk 3 times, and on the 3rd honk, place the pedal to the metal.
Winning/ Losing
Whether you win or lose, let your opponent know who they're dealing with:
If you win, get in front of them and flash your hazards. This is international car talk for " Oh snap, I kicked your ***, you stupid bitch."
If you lose, drive off with your head held high and don't let them see you cry. Talk **** about them to your friends saying it doesn't matter and thier car was a piece of **** anyways, and if you had a better launch you would have won.
Final Thoughts on the Street Racing Life
To finalize your life as a street racer, you must dabble in all aspects of street racing life. For example, you could visit the online Honda Forums daily or stop watching porn and look at live streaming videos of real Japanese Nissan Skylines,those down-and-dirty Toyota Supras or God's own chariot the Integra Type-R. Whatever it is, remember to always live life a quarter mile at a time.
'Import Car'
So, you've watched `The Fast and the Furious' eight times, and you live by Dominc's famous words, "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time, in those ten seconds or less I am free," you are a bonified street racer. If you're fat please don't confuse this life motto with, "I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time, no lettuce or tomato and french fries for free," you're just a bonified fat ****.
Anyways, before you go blowing your cash on a fixed-up Honda, Nissan, or Acura, take a look in your own garage first. If you own any type of imported vehicle, you can be a street racer! You don't need a fast car; all you need is some stickers, sweet driving skills and a little imagination.
Driving Techniques
First, let's discuss how to properly drive your imported vehicle. Even if your import has a stock engine, you can't let anybody else know this. Although people rarely know the difference, a little mystery will help your image. Driving your vehicle properly is imperative. Think of the street cred points you would lose if you drove just like every other Average Joe? Here are some driving tips that are sure to get you the reputation you deserve:
ALWAYS drive fast, even if the next stoplight is only 500 feet away.
Try to secure the front spot when waiting at a stoplight. Make sure your front end is all up in the pedestrian crosswalk to let everyone know who is boss.
If you cannot secure the front spot, be sure to stop behind a car that has a higher probability of driving fast. For example: If you are faced with the decision of either stopping behind a Dodge Caravan or a Ford Focus, choose the Focus even if you are almost at a stop already. Cutting people off makes them realize how fast and powerful your car is.
When driving in traffic: One word. Weave. Always try to get in front of people who are blocking your way to VTEC happiness. If someone refuses to heed to your Japanese balls of steel, drive about one foot behind them. This is international car talk for "Please move your vehicle when possible". If somebody honks at you, it is not because you are driving recklessly; it is simply horns of applause at your aggressive, talented driving.
When you see a Mustang GT or SRT-4 on the freeway, casually pass them and put on your hazards on, signifying your win. Immediately go home and post on your favorite internet car forum that you raped a Mustang on the freeway. Then masturbate to the thought of your 4-cylinder naturally aspirated monster destroying an eight cylinder with low HP per liter, realizing that at sexual release, only the feeling of going into VTEC is better than jizzing in your hand. Don't forget to wipe it up with your sock!
Car Image
The image of your car is important to you as a street racer. Without it, you are nothing. Image is MUCH more important than what is actually under the hood. Here are some simple steps that enhance your bragging Horse Power (numbers you don't need to worry about, just know it makes your car fast in Honda land):
Step 1 - Lower your car: all street racers have lowered cars, without it, you might as well be driving a Yugo.
+ 5 Horse Power
Step 2 - Body kit - Be sure to have a body kit on your import.If you can't afford one, make it out of cardboard. If you can, don't worry about painting it, this is not important to your street racing image.
+ 10 Horse Power
[ Extra Horse Power if your car has a primered body kit with a painted car and you leave it like that for 6 months or more. + 2 extra Horse Power]
Step 3 - Carbon-Fiber anything: Carbon-Fiber makes your car lighter and faster.
+ 5 Horse Power
Step 4 - Spoiler: The bigger, uglier, more obnoxious the better. A well-placed spoiler SCREAMS "Street Racer".
+ 7 Horse Power
Step 5 - If you are a girl: be sure to show your Honda power with a pink, flowery sticker that says "Powered By [Your name here]" or better yet, "Powered By Bitch."
+ 2 Horse Power
[Again, + 2 Horse Power more if the sticker color does not match your car at all]
Step 6 - Muffler tip: Don't waste your time doing your entire exhaust system. No street racer knows the difference anyways. Just go to your local muffler shop and pick up a 3 inch muffler tip. Sound is perhaps the most important aspect of your import.
+ 10 Horse Power
FYI: Don't have time/can't afford a muffler tip? That's OK! Just get a drill and put a golf-sized hole in your muffler. Works just as well! + 4 Horse Power
Step 7 - Stickers: Stickers on your car enhance and add the much-desired Horse Power. They can be from anywhere, your local muffler shop, body shop, or the sticker from your favorite radio station. + 1 Horse Power for every sticker.
Step 8 - Car Color: If you are Mexican, make sure some kind of neon color makes it onto your import. No need for professional paint, spray paint will do.
+ 10 Horse Power
Step 9 - Your Nationality: Being short and Asain with spiky black hair gives you even more street cred...if you are ready to handle the attention, bleach the tips of your hair and bust out your Linkin Park/Jay-Z "Collision Course" CD + 10 Horse Power
Step 10 - Tagging your Acura as a Honda: There is no greater sign of greatness in the import world. If you live in the U.S., tagging your Acura as a Honda gives you the BIGGEST penis on the block! You see, in Japan, Acuras are Hondas.
+ a billion Horse Power
Pre-Racing/ Getting someone to race you
Step 1 - Get in behind them and flash your brights, this is international car talk for "Would you like to eat my dust?"
Step 2 - When coming to a stoplight, intimidate your opponent by revving and rolling down your window to shout mild racing obscenities such as:
# "Your mom goes to college!"
# "Where did you get that spoiler?! The toilet store?!"
# " I slept with your girlfriend last night!"
# "I put my wiener in your sister's mouth last night!"
Racing
Honk 3 times, and on the 3rd honk, place the pedal to the metal.
Winning/ Losing
Whether you win or lose, let your opponent know who they're dealing with:
If you win, get in front of them and flash your hazards. This is international car talk for " Oh snap, I kicked your ***, you stupid bitch."
If you lose, drive off with your head held high and don't let them see you cry. Talk **** about them to your friends saying it doesn't matter and thier car was a piece of **** anyways, and if you had a better launch you would have won.
Final Thoughts on the Street Racing Life
To finalize your life as a street racer, you must dabble in all aspects of street racing life. For example, you could visit the online Honda Forums daily or stop watching porn and look at live streaming videos of real Japanese Nissan Skylines,those down-and-dirty Toyota Supras or God's own chariot the Integra Type-R. Whatever it is, remember to always live life a quarter mile at a time.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Just did my scaling & polishing yesterday @ amk.. $26 only lor.. cheap cheap cheap!!!! Called my braces clinic but they don't do the service anymore, so i just visited the one at blk 302.. waited from 10am to 1pm cause is walk in.. lOlx~ but i just wait lor since i'm free.. hahaha~
we went to jb in the late afternoon, jammed for 1 hour at causeway -.-" ... bought cat stuff and did some groceries shopping... had our dinner at 777. the sugar cane large is so fucking HUGE!! should have taken a pic comparing the normal size and the large one. But i guess we're just too engross in the food already.. hahaha!!! we had stingray, sotong & satay..the seafood is fresh, and the satay is 爽到。。。。。。。。muahah!! plus, they have beef satay ok? BEEF!!!!! Happy 到。。。hahaha!! so we ordered 10 stick of beef, 10 sticks of chicken... i think they applied honey on the satay cause it's sweet & they really added lots and lots of pineapple in the sauce. i want to go there again!!!!!
overall, we spent SGD200... the groceries cost RM180. oh, the pet shop stuff are also very cheap... and i saw a no. of cats wil very cute fur colors...hahha~
we went to jb in the late afternoon, jammed for 1 hour at causeway -.-" ... bought cat stuff and did some groceries shopping... had our dinner at 777. the sugar cane large is so fucking HUGE!! should have taken a pic comparing the normal size and the large one. But i guess we're just too engross in the food already.. hahaha!!! we had stingray, sotong & satay..the seafood is fresh, and the satay is 爽到。。。。。。。。muahah!! plus, they have beef satay ok? BEEF!!!!! Happy 到。。。hahaha!! so we ordered 10 stick of beef, 10 sticks of chicken... i think they applied honey on the satay cause it's sweet & they really added lots and lots of pineapple in the sauce. i want to go there again!!!!!
overall, we spent SGD200... the groceries cost RM180. oh, the pet shop stuff are also very cheap... and i saw a no. of cats wil very cute fur colors...hahha~
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Extracted another 2 teeth today, removed my separator (finally!!). the extraction this time seems to be worse than last week as it's still bleeding now, and the "holes" seems to be bigger... dotx..
anyway, i'm so freaking happy to remove those moronic separators... maybe i can ask my doctor to do scaling & polishing for me before having the braces next Thursday.. hmm..
anyway, i'm so freaking happy to remove those moronic separators... maybe i can ask my doctor to do scaling & polishing for me before having the braces next Thursday.. hmm..
Saturday, May 17, 2008
2nd Visit
Visited my dentist on Thursday for extraction of 2 teeth & fixing the separator. There's totally no pain for the extracted part but i can't bite too hard cause of the separator as it'll cause pain... can't even eat wanton mee... Sianx~
Anyway, it'll only be there for 1 week, then it's another visit to the dentist again...
5 days and counting down...
Anyway, it'll only be there for 1 week, then it's another visit to the dentist again...
5 days and counting down...
Monday, May 12, 2008
New Software: Husband 1.0
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6..5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6..5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Fastest Starlet in Town!!
yea.. like real... it's just a 1.3 carb. i was aiming that car dealer till my frens wanna laugh.. btw, the conversation was in mandarin..
Me: Is this the starlet on sgcatmart?
Dealer: Yup. This starlet very fast, and in a good condition.
Me: But there are some tiny cracks on the windscreen lor.
Dealear: WHere got.. aiya.. those can just touch up de la..
Me: Ar.. ok (wtf) Hmm... but form the web, it's got a full GT bodykit, however it seems lacking of a spoiler.
David: Spoiler can just buy la, nvm de la...
Me: but web mentioned that it'd got recaro seats, but no matter how i looked at it, er..
Dealer: Neh, recaro seats lor.
Me: But that's only GT seats leix...
Dearler: Aiya, recaro also sports seats mahx.. same one la..
Me:(speechless..dotx dotx)
KK was trying so damn hard not to laugh, David was expressionless, cause he knows what i'm trying to do.. hahaha!!
oh, and we saw another blue one with a FULL GT bodykit at least... stock engine. 1e carb. and they got another dealer to talk to us... of course in mandarin.
Dealer: this stock engine quite fast and in a good condition as the previous owner who bought from us is from police, then he sold it back to us again and get a weekend car. YOu know hor, i heard from my fren said starlet got a club de leix... and hor, the starlets in the club are very fast lor... my friend also said they've go those round headlamps.. very expensive lor!!! but very chio la...
We were like nodding our heads but LAUGHING inside.. :P
we just said KK just got his licence, so he's thinking of getting a stock car and mod it. blah blah... then KK said my friend also drives a starlet.. that red one outside. So dav drove in, the dealer was "wah, very sui leix.." He asked if he can look at the engine, so we just "pop" the bonnet. The dealer was like WAHHH!!!! and in mandarin he said," got turbo right????!!!!!!" we just laughed and nodded our heads.
He passed us his name card.. and his name is Nah (Which i think is his surname). We were so trying hard not to laugh... but we still did after getting inside the car..LOLx! i know it's bad to laugh at people's name. but he's name is real funny.. lOl~!!
We dropped by Wendy's to have prata since we've eaten nothing for the whole day, and just chatted and chatted.. went bbq @ punggol around 8. And the best thing was, the organiser was the latest! he got there around 9, 10pm.. dotx!! but it's still fun with the laughter, the chats and stuff... we went off early, about 11.30pm... waited for Tobi'rina' for mj, till this morning.. lOlx~ at least i won some money, not bad not bad.. hahah~
Me: Is this the starlet on sgcatmart?
Dealer: Yup. This starlet very fast, and in a good condition.
Me: But there are some tiny cracks on the windscreen lor.
Dealear: WHere got.. aiya.. those can just touch up de la..
Me: Ar.. ok (wtf) Hmm... but form the web, it's got a full GT bodykit, however it seems lacking of a spoiler.
David: Spoiler can just buy la, nvm de la...
Me: but web mentioned that it'd got recaro seats, but no matter how i looked at it, er..
Dealer: Neh, recaro seats lor.
Me: But that's only GT seats leix...
Dearler: Aiya, recaro also sports seats mahx.. same one la..
Me:(speechless..dotx dotx)
KK was trying so damn hard not to laugh, David was expressionless, cause he knows what i'm trying to do.. hahaha!!
oh, and we saw another blue one with a FULL GT bodykit at least... stock engine. 1e carb. and they got another dealer to talk to us... of course in mandarin.
Dealer: this stock engine quite fast and in a good condition as the previous owner who bought from us is from police, then he sold it back to us again and get a weekend car. YOu know hor, i heard from my fren said starlet got a club de leix... and hor, the starlets in the club are very fast lor... my friend also said they've go those round headlamps.. very expensive lor!!! but very chio la...
We were like nodding our heads but LAUGHING inside.. :P
we just said KK just got his licence, so he's thinking of getting a stock car and mod it. blah blah... then KK said my friend also drives a starlet.. that red one outside. So dav drove in, the dealer was "wah, very sui leix.." He asked if he can look at the engine, so we just "pop" the bonnet. The dealer was like WAHHH!!!! and in mandarin he said," got turbo right????!!!!!!" we just laughed and nodded our heads.
He passed us his name card.. and his name is Nah (Which i think is his surname). We were so trying hard not to laugh... but we still did after getting inside the car..LOLx! i know it's bad to laugh at people's name. but he's name is real funny.. lOl~!!
We dropped by Wendy's to have prata since we've eaten nothing for the whole day, and just chatted and chatted.. went bbq @ punggol around 8. And the best thing was, the organiser was the latest! he got there around 9, 10pm.. dotx!! but it's still fun with the laughter, the chats and stuff... we went off early, about 11.30pm... waited for Tobi'rina' for mj, till this morning.. lOlx~ at least i won some money, not bad not bad.. hahah~
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Iron Man
Watched iron man with david & kk yesterday night.. it's ok la overall, but some parts were really funny.. lOlx..
few days ago, we saw a sarlet selling on sgcarmart having full GT bodykit, recaro seats and it's the fastest starlet in town!!! now, it's caught all of the starlet kakis attention!! muahahhaha!! but 1st of all, it's so called full GT bodykit is lacking of the spoiler, the recaro seats are only GT seats (-.-"").. And for the fastest starlet in town, we're going to test drive it today!! die die also have to sia sui the dealer!! mUHAHhahah!! see whose starlet is faster lor... scarli that starlet has 5efte engine then i nth to say le.. but on the other hand, if that owner is selling a 5efte engine for just $11~K, he's really either gila, or just a plain fuckin' moron... but if he's selling a 1to 3e engine, can really go n fuck spider cause the price is just too expensive..
will be updating after the starlet "showdown"!! ^^
few days ago, we saw a sarlet selling on sgcarmart having full GT bodykit, recaro seats and it's the fastest starlet in town!!! now, it's caught all of the starlet kakis attention!! muahahhaha!! but 1st of all, it's so called full GT bodykit is lacking of the spoiler, the recaro seats are only GT seats (-.-"").. And for the fastest starlet in town, we're going to test drive it today!! die die also have to sia sui the dealer!! mUHAHhahah!! see whose starlet is faster lor... scarli that starlet has 5efte engine then i nth to say le.. but on the other hand, if that owner is selling a 5efte engine for just $11~K, he's really either gila, or just a plain fuckin' moron... but if he's selling a 1to 3e engine, can really go n fuck spider cause the price is just too expensive..
will be updating after the starlet "showdown"!! ^^
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Forbidden Kingdom
Done with Forbidden Kingdom last month... not bad, but it's just so weird when it's in English. We all agree that it'll be much much MUCH better in Mandarin instead...
I can't wait to watch Indiana Jones & Narnia and others.. movies, anyone?
This Sunday's Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the great mummies out there!! Though i didn't grow up with a mother, but i'm more than happy with having mummy with me already. mom, i guess you should know what i'm talking abt right? ^^
I've got more than a thousand words to tell you, but nothing is able to describe how thankful i am that you're around & helping me all these 20 years in my life with my ups & downs.
LOVE YOU!!! MUACKS~!!!!
I can't wait to watch Indiana Jones & Narnia and others.. movies, anyone?
This Sunday's Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the great mummies out there!! Though i didn't grow up with a mother, but i'm more than happy with having mummy with me already. mom, i guess you should know what i'm talking abt right? ^^
I've got more than a thousand words to tell you, but nothing is able to describe how thankful i am that you're around & helping me all these 20 years in my life with my ups & downs.
LOVE YOU!!! MUACKS~!!!!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Had dinner with muah family on Sat @ Parkroyal (Kitchener Road). Fortunately, we were there @ 6.30pm cause it's SOOO crowded by 7,8pm already. Anyway, we finished our dinner at 9 plus (yup, 9 plus!) and i'm so BLOATED. =P Thanks mom, dad & sam for the wonderful dinner. ^^
Had an appt with Master Chew to visit my house yesterday afternoon... got rid of my possessed bolster.. there's a female spirit in it whom nobody knows where she's from. Also have to get rid of the fish tank since pa's element is fire, so having a fish tank (even worse, it's placed at his "prosperity location").. lOlx~ gotta change the furniture setting in 2 bedrooms & the living room, gotta buy 5 zhao cai mao, and 2 dangling? blinds. Oh, and i've never seen that pair of dowsing rods was opening that wide, literally straight, in fact, when facing me. good sign, i supposed? muahahhahaha! ^^
Anyway, 3 of us & James went to witness an exorcism of a middle-aged lady at night by Master Chew, and went for dinner at his new bak kut teh shop @ Joo Chiat. Yum~~!!! Then, we still went over to Wendy's with Getz club.
Tiring...
Had an appt with Master Chew to visit my house yesterday afternoon... got rid of my possessed bolster.. there's a female spirit in it whom nobody knows where she's from. Also have to get rid of the fish tank since pa's element is fire, so having a fish tank (even worse, it's placed at his "prosperity location").. lOlx~ gotta change the furniture setting in 2 bedrooms & the living room, gotta buy 5 zhao cai mao, and 2 dangling? blinds. Oh, and i've never seen that pair of dowsing rods was opening that wide, literally straight, in fact, when facing me. good sign, i supposed? muahahhahaha! ^^
Anyway, 3 of us & James went to witness an exorcism of a middle-aged lady at night by Master Chew, and went for dinner at his new bak kut teh shop @ Joo Chiat. Yum~~!!! Then, we still went over to Wendy's with Getz club.
Tiring...
Saturday, April 05, 2008
You Were The One
by Stephanie Marie DreamAngel
You were the one
Who treated me like sh**
You were the one
Who always like to hit.
You were the one
Who would never call
You were the one
Who introduced me to the wall.
You were the one
Who thought you was just "too cool"
You were the one
Who made me out to be the fool.
I can only hope and dream
That one day
You will awake and see
You no longer mean anything to me.
by Stephanie Marie DreamAngel
You were the one
Who treated me like sh**
You were the one
Who always like to hit.
You were the one
Who would never call
You were the one
Who introduced me to the wall.
You were the one
Who thought you was just "too cool"
You were the one
Who made me out to be the fool.
I can only hope and dream
That one day
You will awake and see
You no longer mean anything to me.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
WHY?
by S M Z
Each night as i fall asleep,
All I think about is you.
I can't help myself, I start to weap.
You said you loved me too.
You said that was the last time it would happen,
That your love for me would be true.
I took you back with loveing arms,
And now i see that was a lie, too.
As i lay in bed and remember our times,
It seems the bad outrule the good.
Us argueing and crieing is all that runs through my mind.
You hurt me like you said you never would.
The love I have for you is so strong,
Things happened, words were said,
I wonder why it went so wrong.
As I lay here in my bed,
I think about my new guy.
Why did you have to come back to me?
All you ever do is make me cry.
If you could only see how happy i am now,
Without you, I thought I would never be.
But here I am and all I can do is wonder how?
How can I go on knowing one day you may want me back?
And with my new life i would be waiting,
For those special days i now lack.
I fell so fast for you,
I loved you with all my heart.
I thought you loved me, too?
But now I sit alone and my heart's torn apart.
I moved on, now; I found someone new,
Not knowing how I would ever get over you.
You were my first and only love,
Maybe one day you will notice what was lost?
A perfect relationship, precious as a dove.
You took my heart, loveing you was a large cost.
We said we hated each other,
I told my friends it was the end.
Now, i see you often, I thought i was doing good?
Even though I never thought i would.
My feelings now seemed to have changed,
But I am to scared to love you again.
My whole life I would have to rearrange.
One day I am out, the next I am in?
Till this day i know my love for you,
Will always be here and true.
by S M Z
Each night as i fall asleep,
All I think about is you.
I can't help myself, I start to weap.
You said you loved me too.
You said that was the last time it would happen,
That your love for me would be true.
I took you back with loveing arms,
And now i see that was a lie, too.
As i lay in bed and remember our times,
It seems the bad outrule the good.
Us argueing and crieing is all that runs through my mind.
You hurt me like you said you never would.
The love I have for you is so strong,
Things happened, words were said,
I wonder why it went so wrong.
As I lay here in my bed,
I think about my new guy.
Why did you have to come back to me?
All you ever do is make me cry.
If you could only see how happy i am now,
Without you, I thought I would never be.
But here I am and all I can do is wonder how?
How can I go on knowing one day you may want me back?
And with my new life i would be waiting,
For those special days i now lack.
I fell so fast for you,
I loved you with all my heart.
I thought you loved me, too?
But now I sit alone and my heart's torn apart.
I moved on, now; I found someone new,
Not knowing how I would ever get over you.
You were my first and only love,
Maybe one day you will notice what was lost?
A perfect relationship, precious as a dove.
You took my heart, loveing you was a large cost.
We said we hated each other,
I told my friends it was the end.
Now, i see you often, I thought i was doing good?
Even though I never thought i would.
My feelings now seemed to have changed,
But I am to scared to love you again.
My whole life I would have to rearrange.
One day I am out, the next I am in?
Till this day i know my love for you,
Will always be here and true.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
I've picked another template. Didn't do anything special except going up to jb with david on Sat to get the exhaust done, and had a starlet meetup @ tamp when we got back to sg @ 10pm. it's Uzi's bday btw. After that, both of us met up with james for recce for upcoming SPI events.. it all ended at 3+am, of course, i was sleeping in the car all e time when during recce.. i'm just dead after such a tiring day, and we met with a road block @ yishun on e way back.
Went for qingming with pa today, and that 2 temples are so bloody packed with humans. luckily, it started pouring after we're done with our stuff, just like last year. went back home to get my specs... i think my astig is getting worse, though they seemed fine to the optical store staff when i went for an eye test today. haven't been wearing this specs of mine since sec sch days, i guess that's why i feel kinda giddy if i'm wearing it for too long. i think i'll get used to it soon...
1 month to my bday and counting down... lOl~
Went for qingming with pa today, and that 2 temples are so bloody packed with humans. luckily, it started pouring after we're done with our stuff, just like last year. went back home to get my specs... i think my astig is getting worse, though they seemed fine to the optical store staff when i went for an eye test today. haven't been wearing this specs of mine since sec sch days, i guess that's why i feel kinda giddy if i'm wearing it for too long. i think i'll get used to it soon...
1 month to my bday and counting down... lOl~
Monday, March 10, 2008
Many have asked me to do something about my blog's layout.. Sorry guys, i'm busy and not a single design has entered my brain for a new layout... i'm so brain DEAD.
Anywayz, i went for my ortho appt last Thursday. Gotta extract 4 teeth in May. All my three appts are on Thursday.. May god bless me for fri's meeting in the future...
1 month plus to my bday.. gosh.. why am i so into my bday these few days...
Anywayz, i went for my ortho appt last Thursday. Gotta extract 4 teeth in May. All my three appts are on Thursday.. May god bless me for fri's meeting in the future...
1 month plus to my bday.. gosh.. why am i so into my bday these few days...
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Just got back from KL... supposed to be back yesterday, but David was like so ZzZZzz.. so we stayed a night @ Ancasa.. lOl~
Supposed to leave Sg on 2, 3am on Sat, but we couldn't wake up in time... in the end, we left the house around 8+am. =P The jam at Tuas checkpoint was so bad. We're stuck for about 2 1/2 hr, and the immigration closed D1 & D3. The inspection of the vehicles was so thorough, we even got our thumbprints scanned. The road after the checkpoint was so freaking clear... lOl~
We stopped at Ayer Keroh to have lunch @ A&W, but they're out of curly fries (sianzz...), and we got our butt in kfc instead. Got ourselves at KL, dropped by Danny's to pass him the cheque, then drived to UR for the bars & chat with Elson....
Basically, calvin (Elson's younger bro), whom we've been liasing with all these years for the UR bars, embezzled the co's fund. Basically, there was an incident when the ordered bars that worth a thousand plus, were not sent to Sg for 3 full weeks, and some of our clients even wanted to stop the order. We called Calvin and first he said the bars were not wrapped properly and so they need to re-wrap according to the courier service co. 2nd time was there was a pc problem at the courier service co. so they couldn't print out the invoice. 3d time was something else. The problem was the cash for the goods were already transferred to Calvin, and he spent all that money instead! Our UK forum friend, Toby, also ordered some stuff from UR through Calvin, and Calvin used that money instead of handing it to the UR co. So Elson found out about the ordered goods one day when looking through his emails and he could only deliver the goods to us foc. In total, calvin actually embazzled around RM 70k from the co. which is about SGD35k!! omfg~
Calvin's now in China with his china gf (he broke up with his msia gf last year whom i think he 2-timed with someone else behind her)....
Anyway, we got xiao hong a set of fender bars. it was around 6+pm already. We drove back to Danny's and parked our car there. Danny closed his workshop and we had a coffee chat with his friends. One of his friends alighted us at Coliseum Cafe as he stayed in that area. It was already 9.30 or 9.45pm already. Luckily we were their last order (Sweat~!!). David and i both ordered our usual medium-rare chateaubriand and virgin colada, but he couldn't get his usual oxtail soup since they're out of it. Captain Ho is still working there. He has really dedicate his whole life to Coliseum cafe since he started work at the age of 18, and he's over his 70s already. He reminded us of David's late grandpa who was about the same body size as captain Ho. Anyway, their chateaubriand is still as yummy as before even though we were so famished. I really missed it since my last visit.
it was already 11+pm when we checked in to Ancasa after getting the watches for Mila, our tops, my bottom, my sanitary pads and undies... my bottom were all stained with my menses, luckily i'm wearing skort. damn fucking hate it having menses when i'm not in Sg. Argh~
We got our return trip bus tickets for 3pm today... reached lavender mrt stn and looked for James since he's working at transtar. We talked about SPI events and regarding kelvin back to EA. Seems like some others are also unhappy regarding this matter. Well, we'll see about his attitude in our next outing...
Supposed to leave Sg on 2, 3am on Sat, but we couldn't wake up in time... in the end, we left the house around 8+am. =P The jam at Tuas checkpoint was so bad. We're stuck for about 2 1/2 hr, and the immigration closed D1 & D3. The inspection of the vehicles was so thorough, we even got our thumbprints scanned. The road after the checkpoint was so freaking clear... lOl~
We stopped at Ayer Keroh to have lunch @ A&W, but they're out of curly fries (sianzz...), and we got our butt in kfc instead. Got ourselves at KL, dropped by Danny's to pass him the cheque, then drived to UR for the bars & chat with Elson....
Basically, calvin (Elson's younger bro), whom we've been liasing with all these years for the UR bars, embezzled the co's fund. Basically, there was an incident when the ordered bars that worth a thousand plus, were not sent to Sg for 3 full weeks, and some of our clients even wanted to stop the order. We called Calvin and first he said the bars were not wrapped properly and so they need to re-wrap according to the courier service co. 2nd time was there was a pc problem at the courier service co. so they couldn't print out the invoice. 3d time was something else. The problem was the cash for the goods were already transferred to Calvin, and he spent all that money instead! Our UK forum friend, Toby, also ordered some stuff from UR through Calvin, and Calvin used that money instead of handing it to the UR co. So Elson found out about the ordered goods one day when looking through his emails and he could only deliver the goods to us foc. In total, calvin actually embazzled around RM 70k from the co. which is about SGD35k!! omfg~
Calvin's now in China with his china gf (he broke up with his msia gf last year whom i think he 2-timed with someone else behind her)....
Anyway, we got xiao hong a set of fender bars. it was around 6+pm already. We drove back to Danny's and parked our car there. Danny closed his workshop and we had a coffee chat with his friends. One of his friends alighted us at Coliseum Cafe as he stayed in that area. It was already 9.30 or 9.45pm already. Luckily we were their last order (Sweat~!!). David and i both ordered our usual medium-rare chateaubriand and virgin colada, but he couldn't get his usual oxtail soup since they're out of it. Captain Ho is still working there. He has really dedicate his whole life to Coliseum cafe since he started work at the age of 18, and he's over his 70s already. He reminded us of David's late grandpa who was about the same body size as captain Ho. Anyway, their chateaubriand is still as yummy as before even though we were so famished. I really missed it since my last visit.
it was already 11+pm when we checked in to Ancasa after getting the watches for Mila, our tops, my bottom, my sanitary pads and undies... my bottom were all stained with my menses, luckily i'm wearing skort. damn fucking hate it having menses when i'm not in Sg. Argh~
We got our return trip bus tickets for 3pm today... reached lavender mrt stn and looked for James since he's working at transtar. We talked about SPI events and regarding kelvin back to EA. Seems like some others are also unhappy regarding this matter. Well, we'll see about his attitude in our next outing...
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
To Human Defect: Thanks for your comment But i guess you didn't get my point from my previous posting, which is totally alright with me, since you don't have to. :)
Anyway, a couple of days more to the ending of CNY. So busy till i'm having lack of sleep.. ZzZzZz~~~~~
Let's recall... i was out for the whole day for day 1.... as usual~
day 2 was at home in the day, Teban Gardens in the evening, and tamp. at night.
day 3 was @ Teck Whye since evening till late night for BJ21 & dinner, not forgetting my all-time fav: black pepper spare ribs made by my greatest 2nd granduncle himself. oh, by the way, i got the recipe for it... yAy!! will try it myself soon... =D
my 4th day was lunch with pa, dad, mom & bro @ a hk cafe beside Katong Shopping Mall.. I guess i still prefer the hk cafe @ East Coast Rd.. heehehee~ Went Parkway with Sam after lunch, he got his stuff and went off first since he's going out later. As usual, went into OP shop and bought several items for myself. Went back to mom's house, off again with pa to Aunt Saw Hong's house for steamboat. Pa helped to "consult" the dvd recorder, etc... as usual, again...
Started work on Monday.. Fri's meeting was postponed to 18 Jan 08. Spent my Valentine's Day alone... *sOb*
2 mths plus to my bday.. Sadly, it falls on a Tuesday.. SiaNzZzZz....
Anyway, a couple of days more to the ending of CNY. So busy till i'm having lack of sleep.. ZzZzZz~~~~~
Let's recall... i was out for the whole day for day 1.... as usual~
day 2 was at home in the day, Teban Gardens in the evening, and tamp. at night.
day 3 was @ Teck Whye since evening till late night for BJ21 & dinner, not forgetting my all-time fav: black pepper spare ribs made by my greatest 2nd granduncle himself. oh, by the way, i got the recipe for it... yAy!! will try it myself soon... =D
my 4th day was lunch with pa, dad, mom & bro @ a hk cafe beside Katong Shopping Mall.. I guess i still prefer the hk cafe @ East Coast Rd.. heehehee~ Went Parkway with Sam after lunch, he got his stuff and went off first since he's going out later. As usual, went into OP shop and bought several items for myself. Went back to mom's house, off again with pa to Aunt Saw Hong's house for steamboat. Pa helped to "consult" the dvd recorder, etc... as usual, again...
Started work on Monday.. Fri's meeting was postponed to 18 Jan 08. Spent my Valentine's Day alone... *sOb*
2 mths plus to my bday.. Sadly, it falls on a Tuesday.. SiaNzZzZz....
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Visited henry's blog just now... i think he is really the one i saw at eski bar when i'm doing outreach to pubs... I was thinking if he's sam's cousin when i saw him with his name tag at eski bar as mommy said henry's working in a bar. i can't recognise him, so i think he can't recognise me either...
Well, at least eski bar is not such a complicated place. it's just a place for people to sit down and chill out. no disco. no bengs and lians. no punks. mainly adults so don't worry, mom. it's near my workplace anyway.
another matter is i hate people who just ignore others for no reason. if you want me to stop bothering you, just tell or sms me. dont just ignore me. as if i like to sms or call u for no reason. i really need to ask u regarding some places in msia... damn it. i need to get this over and done with... quote from aisha " so irritating!!" sheesh..
Well, at least eski bar is not such a complicated place. it's just a place for people to sit down and chill out. no disco. no bengs and lians. no punks. mainly adults so don't worry, mom. it's near my workplace anyway.
another matter is i hate people who just ignore others for no reason. if you want me to stop bothering you, just tell or sms me. dont just ignore me. as if i like to sms or call u for no reason. i really need to ask u regarding some places in msia... damn it. i need to get this over and done with... quote from aisha " so irritating!!" sheesh..
Yesterday was the celebration of my 2nd granduncle's 70th bday. Happy bday, uncle Loo! Apparently, he had no idea of what aunt may & kat were planning... He was thinking to have a simple dinner for just the 4 of them. When he opened the ballroom's door, he was SO surprised seeing relatives and friends occupying the whole ballroom... 11 tables at least.. haha~
may & kat also prepared a slideshow of pics. Walking down the Memory Lane. Saw pa & mommy's pics, and grandma's... PA was SOOO handsome and slim lor!!! :P Uncle Loo's frens were like "Is that Bernard?? So handsome!!!!" MUAhahah!!
The whole thing ended at 10.15pm.. i was rushing like mad to go back and change for SPI nite trail. Reached Punggol MRT stn at 11pm SHARP!! *Phew*
The whole itinerary was at Punggol. Started from Punggol end, we walked (bashing through the trees and mud, actually) to places like pottery cemetery, suicide tree etc.. The suicide tree is gone due to the upgarding of earthworks by the gvt. What a pity! Though we found a house near there, i've told kenny not to go near it. Too bad, he just won't listen. James and i were "sigh"...i asked yuiiko to talk to kenny, saying we should leave since the dog was roaming freely, and there's a cctv around. But the actual reason was i think it's better to leave it alone.
Something happened though... a malay girl was possessed... siGh... Stella (a master invited by Kelvin) did some ritual and stuff. The funny thing was that stella even went to ask james what ghost was possessing the malay girl when she's done with the ritual..WTF. I can just pray that the malay girl is fine, as the huat soh broke after the ritual.. 2 times, in fact. oh gosh~
Anyway, i was wishing that gate was there for the night trail yesterday. At least he could've prevent it from happening.. How can James and I protect everyone? *Faint~*
i guess it's time for me to practice.. still unable to escape from it after all these years..
龙王三太子, a msg for you.. i'll NEVER EVER work for u, u hear me? NEVER! Even if it's an emergency, i'm still not willing. It's taken me a period of time to be this feminine. I can't imagine what will happen if i'm working for u.. i'll remove my 神骨if u keep doing this to me. I want to have a happy and long-lasting marriage ok?? GET LOST!!!
may & kat also prepared a slideshow of pics. Walking down the Memory Lane. Saw pa & mommy's pics, and grandma's... PA was SOOO handsome and slim lor!!! :P Uncle Loo's frens were like "Is that Bernard?? So handsome!!!!" MUAhahah!!
The whole thing ended at 10.15pm.. i was rushing like mad to go back and change for SPI nite trail. Reached Punggol MRT stn at 11pm SHARP!! *Phew*
The whole itinerary was at Punggol. Started from Punggol end, we walked (bashing through the trees and mud, actually) to places like pottery cemetery, suicide tree etc.. The suicide tree is gone due to the upgarding of earthworks by the gvt. What a pity! Though we found a house near there, i've told kenny not to go near it. Too bad, he just won't listen. James and i were "sigh"...i asked yuiiko to talk to kenny, saying we should leave since the dog was roaming freely, and there's a cctv around. But the actual reason was i think it's better to leave it alone.
Something happened though... a malay girl was possessed... siGh... Stella (a master invited by Kelvin) did some ritual and stuff. The funny thing was that stella even went to ask james what ghost was possessing the malay girl when she's done with the ritual..WTF. I can just pray that the malay girl is fine, as the huat soh broke after the ritual.. 2 times, in fact. oh gosh~
Anyway, i was wishing that gate was there for the night trail yesterday. At least he could've prevent it from happening.. How can James and I protect everyone? *Faint~*
i guess it's time for me to practice.. still unable to escape from it after all these years..
龙王三太子, a msg for you.. i'll NEVER EVER work for u, u hear me? NEVER! Even if it's an emergency, i'm still not willing. It's taken me a period of time to be this feminine. I can't imagine what will happen if i'm working for u.. i'll remove my 神骨if u keep doing this to me. I want to have a happy and long-lasting marriage ok?? GET LOST!!!
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Was browsing through a forum and i found this: http://lalaland9.wordpress.com/
Salutations!! I've absolute no idea who this person is but he's REALLY daring. I just hope he won't get himself into trouble.
But seriously, i thought we're allowed to voice out opinions and minds in Sg, so why is the Sg govt shooting down people who's blogging abt their own opinions in the net? I guess they're not open-minded to opinions as what they claimed.
I guess it's purely human nature. We tend to absorb all the good opinions and block all those bad ones away automatically.
Salutations!! I've absolute no idea who this person is but he's REALLY daring. I just hope he won't get himself into trouble.
But seriously, i thought we're allowed to voice out opinions and minds in Sg, so why is the Sg govt shooting down people who's blogging abt their own opinions in the net? I guess they're not open-minded to opinions as what they claimed.
I guess it's purely human nature. We tend to absorb all the good opinions and block all those bad ones away automatically.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
It's gonna by CNY in 2 weeks' time, busy time again! But at least, we've got 4 days for it: Thur, Fri, Sat, Sun. :) Haven't been going KL for CNY for a long long time, unfortunately, it still won't happen this year, IMO. But i guess my relative in KL will still come to sg for cny as usual. Prolly we'll be having super-duper late nights on 2nd & 3rd day of new year since it's Fri & Sat. Muahahah~ can play bj & mj non-stop.. haha~
My kittens are 1 & half month old! And the good thing is, they know how to land from heights already! they're ever faster than Stormy & Misty (their parents).
Below are some pics taken~ :)

korkor (ginger striped) & meimei (black striped)
Milk Time!!



ZzZzzzZZZzzz.....
meimei & mommy Misty


korkor

meimei

Misty: climb so high, don't fall down ar!!

We are 1 month old!
Stormy is such a good father. He actually help misty to take care of the kids ie play and lick-bath them... so caring right? But we've yet to get a name for them.. Suggestions anyone?
My kittens are 1 & half month old! And the good thing is, they know how to land from heights already! they're ever faster than Stormy & Misty (their parents).
Below are some pics taken~ :)

korkor (ginger striped) & meimei (black striped)
Milk Time!!



ZzZzzzZZZzzz.....
meimei & mommy Misty


korkor

meimei

Misty: climb so high, don't fall down ar!!

We are 1 month old!
Stormy is such a good father. He actually help misty to take care of the kids ie play and lick-bath them... so caring right? But we've yet to get a name for them.. Suggestions anyone?
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